Back to the Library of Congress

The BBC has inscrutably decided to remake Bewitched, while longtime sentimental favorite Back to the Future has been added to the Library of Congress for its cultural and historical importance.

I was going to write as a sidenote that Back to the Future must never, ever be remade, but upon reflection I think I might actually like to draft the script for a Back to the Future remake. It would be Tim-Burton-dark, though. I think Biff would win.