Did Morgan Spurlock find Osama bin Laden?

Crazy rumor from Ain't It Cool News today: Rumors are flying that filmmaker Morgan Spurlock of "Super Size Me" fame may have done what the United States government has failed to do for the last six years — find Osama bin Laden. This seems crazy, even by the standards of the last few years—but that would be just about the nail in the coffin for any Republican presidential candidate, not to mention any person named "Bush" ever running for public office ever again.