Increasingly Inaccurately Named

Douglas Adams's widow has asked Eoin Colfer, author of the Artemis Fowl series of children's books, to write a sixth Hitchhiker's novel. Allow me to officially state my opposition to this sort of thing, for the record, here and now—and I say this as a person who still vividly and mournfully remembers the best dream of my life, a dream about discovering a sixth Hitchhiker's novel called Oh No, Not Again in the back shelves of a library and reading it all in one go before waking up.