My life as a teetotaller: It occurred to me this morning that if New Year's Eve is me at my most alien (everyone is drunk except me), New Year's Day is me at my most superhuman (everyone is hungover except me). Today I have intelligence and dexterity far exceeding those of ordinary men. Beware my cunning and speed.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Posted by Gerry Canavan at 11:23 AM
Labels: alcohol, beware my cunning and speed, intelligence and dexterity far exceeding those of ordinary men, my life as a teetotaller, New Year's
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