Bad news for culturemonkeys: Around half of the world's primate species are at risk of extinction. Even the recent surprise discovery of a kind of hidden Gorilla City of more than 125,000 western lowland gorillas—more than primatologists believed were alive—can make me feel better about this.

In fourteen hundred ninety-two, a band of apes attained superhuman intelligence and founded the secretive Gorilla City deep in the heart of Africa. Presenting an unauthorized chronology of the DC Universe.