Q: What makes a Lacanian joke funny?

A: Its signifier by its very nature anticipates meaning, unfolding its dimension before it.

McSweeney's has your Lacanian Jokes of the Day.

A genie tells a man he can have three wishes.

"First of all," the man enthuses, "I want to be Slavoj Žižek."

"You cretin!" the genie replies. "You already are Slavoj Žižek!"