My good-natured teasing about Ryan's inscrutability takes a serious credibility hit as it turns out my culturemonkey posts have a much higher SMOG readability rating than his. This post in particular has a punishingly high rating of 23, while Ryan rarely cracks the high teens. This post: a mere 11.22, requiring only "some high school" to fully comprehend.

Psst...I think your scale may be busted.