Dubious distinction watch: My referral logs reveal I am currently the top Google hit for "Adam Duritz fanfiction," though the coveted #1 slot for "Adam Duritz fan fiction" continues to elude me. Given that I don't write or publish fan fiction, much less Duritz-themed fan fiction, this would seem to say significantly less about my blog than about the sorry state of the genre.

HALF AN HOUR LATER UPDATE: Mission accomplished. Having achieved my last objective, this blog is now closed.