Blogging's been slow today, which is odd because I have a ton of tabs open. Here are a few:

* The Daily Show does the Lord's work mocking Scalia's 60 Minutes interview, while Colbert enters the strange, strange world of John McCain's superstitions.

* Ze rightly calls out CNN's attempt to monetize their own shitty journalism. Also re: Ze: 'Ze Frank and the Poetics of Web Video'.

* What American politicians might learn from The Godfather. It's just too bad we keep electing Fredo.

* And Matt Yglesias warns us, once more, of the rise of the humanzee. Will no one heed this dire warning?