Three more.

* Big media hype for the new show from The State alums, Michael and Michael Have Issues.

* 'Smoke Monster From Lost Given Own Primetime Spin-Off Series.'

* Train v. tornado. Place your bets.

Tornado warning in New York City? What?

UPDATE: Citizens, return to your homes.

Random Science Monday!

* At most movie theaters, there's more popcorn in a medium bag than in a large tub.

* We could grow asparagus on Mars.

* Is the universe fractal?

* Optical illusion creates fake speed bumps. Via Neil F.

* In the future, we'll get all our energy from giant, man-made tornadoes. We're saved! Via MeFi.

* Compared to the tornadoes, mutant bacteria that excrete oil seem almost mundane.

Tornado touches down in downtown Atlanta.

And in other environmental news: Are man-made tornadoes the answer to global warming? What could possibly go wrong?