Hamlet on the Facebook

A study of various subjectivities expressed in Hamlet, as rendered by the Facebook News Feed. Via (this time) Ezra Klein.

Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.

Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.

The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.

Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.

Hamlet's father is now a zombie.

UPDATE: Or, if you prefer.