Three from McSweeney's:

* Comments Written By Actual Students Extracted From Workshopped Manuscripts at a Major University.

* Yub Jub Means "Devour the Weak": An Authoritative Study of Ewoks, From the Field Notes of Davo Atten-Boru and Pladdo Cardigun, Exo-naturalists.

* God Texts the Ten Commandments.

Premise Ten: The culture as a whole and most of its members are insane. The culture is driven by a death urge, an urge to destroy life.

The premises and other excerpts from Derrick Jensen's anarcho-primitivst tract Endgame are online, a polemic that quickly leapfrogs past the ecotage tactics of groups like ELF to essentially call for open, final warfare against capitalism.

I think we all know that goes.

Star Wars, according to a 3 year old.



Reminds me just a bit of what is surely one of the best moments in the original trilogy: when C-3PO retells the story-so-far in Ewok language, mostly relying on sound effects.