Wow, things got away from me today. Here's your massive Monday linkdump #1.

* As every other blog on the Internet has already told you, Slate now allows you to Choose Your Own Apocalypse. Also at Slate: four futures.

* Another story you've probably seen all over today: "College Grad Sues College Because She Can't Find a Job." Watch your back, Duke.

* Birthers are funny.

* I had been led to believe that redheads' resistance to anesthesia was the result of superpowers, but now I discover it comes from their superweakness.

* This week in corporate logos: why Coke is better that Pepsi.

* Ten years after Deep Blue, what does it all mean? Daniel Dennett reports.

* In a hundred years, redheads will finally be a thing of the past. "If the gingers really want to save themselves they should move to Scotland." I learned it from science.

* There's a hole in the universe, and it's freaking everybody out.