A Forgotten Place Called Not America

Meanwhile, in that forgotten place called Not America, Bush's other poodle has been smacked hard in a landslide victory for Australia's Labor party, while Vladmir "Pootie-Poot"¹ Putin does the batshitcrazy thing I didn't think even he'd have the stones to do and has Gary Kasparov arrested.²

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¹ Actual nickname.
² Never bet against Putin's stones.