Tuesday

Let's rock Tuesday.

* Today's election day in Pennsylvania. Obama is telling people it'll be "closer than they think," but he's been hurt too bad this month and he's almost certainly not going to close the original nineteen-point gap. I predict he loses by about ten.

This will be spun in the media as a massive victory for Clinton and will result in six more weeks of winter. The new "final final decision" moves to May 6 with North Carolina and Indiana. Karl Rove laughs maniacally and eats another baby.

* Dmitri Nabokov will not burn his father's last novel after all.

* The American economy is totally boned.

* And Paul McCartney says you should go vegetarian to save the planet.