David Sedaris on undecided voters.
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”(Seen it everywhere, but first saw it at Cynical-C)
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
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