Time travel could be a reality within just three months, Russian mathematicians have claimed.

They believe an experiment nuclear scientists plan to carry out in underground tunnels in Geneva in May could create a rift in the fabric of the universe.

I didn't believe it until it I saw it was in a newspaper. This is real, guys. Via Gravity Lens.

The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism, reports the always 100% accurate Daily Mail. The Vatican has denied it, but of course they'd have to—the war with the forces of darkness must always be waged in secret...